The renaissance fair

Instead of a birthday gift, Eric gave me a trip to the renaissance fair. We enjoyed a beautiful day watching acrobats, jugglers, hypnotists... and eating fair food. We especially enjoyed one eatery called the Parrot Tea Room. This was our meal:

Us... waiting 10 minutes till someone noticed us and seated us

Waitress: do you need a minute?
Us: yes
....... 10 minutes passes
Waitress: your food will be out shortly, sorry for the wait.
Us: we haven't ordered
Waitress: oh, ok.

So we order, and we decided to get some of their specially brewed tea.

Waitress: do you want cream or sugar with that?
Us: cream, no sugar
..... waitress brings us sugar (there is a thing of warm old cream still on the table)
Us: um, no sugar, cream.
Waitress: oh, ok. is that your cream? no? ok, I'll take it away
.... waitress brings us sugar
Us: um, cream
Waitress: oh, yea, it's hectic here
.... waitress brings us cream

It continued like that... it was painful. But really really funny while it was happening.

The royal court

South Beach Diet phase 3.5

The tea room

Tea with cream, no sugar

The acrobats

A traveling ent... they had living trees in the Renaissance period, right?